You Might Be From Wichita

If...

• You trust meteorologists less than politicians
• You're still bitter about the whole Wild West World thing
• You brake, then signal
• You know exactly where the nearest QuikTrip is at any given moment
• You've used a highway on-ramp for sledding
• You pronounce it Ar-Kansas not Arkan-Saw
• Toy Boy and Major Astro helped shape you as a person
  
• You've accepted the fact that Kellogg will never be complete... ever
• A tornado siren means it's time to eat lunch
• Paying for parking is unthinkable
• You don't bother packing away your summer or winter clothes because you may need both in the same day
• You pronounce it Green-wich, not Gren’ich
• You don’t know what it means to “signal” when merging
• You can't be bothered to drive 10 minutes across town because it's too far away
• You still have nightmares about the Joyland clown